sailingtolarryville: i’m team “i don’t care who the fuck tops as long as the fanfic is good” who’s with me
paynenvy: hahry: should i do homework or burn my school the first one sounds like a lot of work
harrysthefather: DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
forsciencejohn: when I say “I wish they would turn this book into a movie” what I really mean is “I wish they would turn this book into a 17-hour-long spectacle that includes every single solitary detail and doesn’t deviate at all from the storyline and has perfect casting”
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
lameborghini: my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
zackisontumblr: i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
thelawisnotbooped: do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION
mermaidsandmisandry: things i dont need in my life: wasps those stringy things on the banana commercials on youtube
abhortion: movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
sweden's host: hello lena!
graham norton: UGH
graham norton: i thought i'd see one eurovision without lena, but here she is
graham norton: even the rain couldn't stop her
germany's host: we're having so much fun!
graham norton: speak for yourself lena
idontneedsavin: yall make gifs from live tv faster than i can get off my couch
shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time
lindsaur-gor: There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would...
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
bitchgetiton: the fact that tegan loves spooning keeps me happy.
letterstoteganandsara: LB: like, maybe do some sexy move? SKQ: like this?
chompyface: i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact